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Posted: Monday, April 1, 2013 3:02 PM


Know Your Mate

Make sure you work out a budget with your mate BEFORE you purchase the hall and the cake (or you will make an expen$ive mistake).

BEFORE you go down the wedding aisle, make sure with your mate you can laugh and smile.

Know where your mate pales or falters BEFORE making wedding trails down the alter. (Does your mate burp aloud in public?....and you're good with that?)a

Know if your mate is a 'Jezebel' from Hell BEFORE trying to chime her wedding bells. (Remember 'Fatal Attraction'?)

Gentlemen, distinguish your mate from Susannah or Sue, or she may sue your Mother along with YOU! (pre-nup consideration)

Ladies, BEFORE your man becomes your groom, make sure he knows how to wash, vaccuum, use a mop and a broom. (saves money on home maintenance)

KNOW your mate BEFORE the wedding, or you may end up in another(‘s) bedding. (You don't want any surprises here!)

Pray to know your mate - don't assume, or ask Dad or Mom.

If you want to know more about the person with whom you're considering marriage,

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