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Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:41 AM


...and don't mind sharing, maybe we should talk.

So tell me, just how spectacularly big are those boobies of yours?
-So big the Government declared them "too big to fail?"
-So big you swear you sometimes see smaller boobs orbiting around them?
-So big they don't even take Jay-Z's phone calls?

Then you're the woman for me. I'm a gentle, boob-obsessed, middle aged, married white guy and I'd love to spend some quality time with your breasts. Nothing kinky, freaky or painful...more like boob worship. Unfortunately, I can't host. It would be perfect if you were close to me (Park Slope/Sunset Park/Greenwood Hts) and if I could stop by for a half-hour or so on a weekday afternoon.

Of course, you can expect me to generously thank you for your time. Your height, weight, age, race...none of that is important. It's all about the boobs.

If you're not prepared to send me a pic of the twins (with or without clothes), don't bother to respond.

Poster's age: 52

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