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Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2013 7:23 AM

Restaurant seeks bartenders and waiters.

Job features:

Low pay from house (none if you're training)

Slow day shifts available (the rest of the staff already dumped or refused)

Passive-aggressive, bitter management out for revenge on their staff.

Be aware, timeclock doesn't seem to work after you hit 40 hours.

Unhappy, unhelpful staff will train you the bare minimum and watch you suffer "in the weeds".

If you're an actor or have any other sort of life, don't expect to ever get your shift covered. No one will want them and we frown upon such things, anyway.

One shift drink is allowed (be sure to be out of uniform and wearing a fake mustache (girls, too))! After all, servers mustn't be mistaken for humans!

Be sure to look your hottest and sexiest, if hired (our kitchen staff and managers need incentive to keep working here, too). That goes for the ladies, as well.

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